{"id":219,"date":"2025-10-30T17:21:57","date_gmt":"2025-10-30T16:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/?page_id=219"},"modified":"2025-10-30T17:31:26","modified_gmt":"2025-10-30T16:31:26","slug":"buh-a-beruska","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/?page_id=219","title":{"rendered":"B\u016fh a Beru\u0161ka"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Z posledn\u00edch dn\u00ed, m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f a let jsem byl zmatenej, bezradnej, trochu i odevzdanej, prost\u011b cejtil jsem se se\u0161n\u011brovanej jako v\u00a0kazajce blbejch n\u00e1lad. Nic nevych\u00e1zelo, jak bych si p\u0159\u00e1l.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"604\" height=\"604\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/1.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/1-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dokonce ani ta parkov\u00e1 lavi\u010dka nest\u00e1la na spr\u00e1vnym m\u00edst\u011b, a tak jsem ji zadkem netrefil a z\u0159\u00edtil se na chodn\u00edk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"604\" height=\"604\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/2.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/2-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Le\u017eel jsem na z\u00e1dech a mezi korunami strom\u016f sledoval smrkance mrak\u016f. Nat\u00e1hl jsem ruku, abych je pohladil, jen\u017ee v\u00a0tu chv\u00edli p\u0159il\u00edtla beru\u0161ka a p\u0159ist\u00e1la mi na ukazov\u00e1\u010dku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"604\" height=\"604\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/3-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Naprosto posm\u011b\u0161n\u011b vejrala do mejch vodnatejch o\u010d\u00ed. A poh\u00e1r trp\u011blivosti p\u0159etek\u2026 Tak\u017ee jsem ukazov\u00e1\u010dkem \u0161mejknul p\u0159\u00edmo do pusy a beru\u0161ku spolknul. Chutnala ho\u0159kosladce, k\u0159upala ti\u0161ozvu\u010dn\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed se na nebi zjevil B\u016fh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"604\" height=\"604\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/4.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/4.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/4-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/4-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Prej pro\u010d jsem takovej ni\u010dema, zlobil se. M\u011bl b\u00edlej vous, b\u00edlej vlas, b\u00edlej pl\u00e1\u0161\u0165, b\u00edl\u00fd sand\u00e1ly a b\u00edl\u00fd cig\u00e1ro. Definitivn\u011b, tohle musel bejt B\u016fh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eBo\u017ee, pro\u010d t\u011b zaj\u00edm\u00e1, co jsem za\u010d?\u201c ptal jsem se ho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"604\" height=\"604\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/5.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/5.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/5-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/5-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eTo j\u00e1 d\u011bl\u00e1m,\u201c odpov\u011bd\u011bl. \u201eTvo\u0159\u00edm sv\u011bty, jako je tenhle, a pak po nich chod\u00edm a kontroluji, jestli je v\u0161echno tak, jak chci.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"604\" height=\"604\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/6.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/6.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/6-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/6-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eA je?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"604\" height=\"604\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/7.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/7.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/7-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/7-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eBylo by, kdybys nesn\u011bdl tu beru\u0161ku!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"604\" height=\"456\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/8.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/8.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/8-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=yRZAIJLLJgo&amp;feature=youtu.be\">Pov\u00eddka v namluven\u00e9 verzi na YT<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Z posledn\u00edch dn\u00ed, m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f a let jsem byl zmatenej, bezradnej, trochu i odevzdanej, prost\u011b cejtil jsem se se\u0161n\u011brovanej jako v\u00a0kazajce blbejch n\u00e1lad. Nic nevych\u00e1zelo, jak bych si p\u0159\u00e1l. Dokonce ani ta parkov\u00e1 lavi\u010dka nest\u00e1la na spr\u00e1vnym m\u00edst\u011b, a tak jsem ji zadkem netrefil a z\u0159\u00edtil se na chodn\u00edk. Le\u017eel jsem na z\u00e1dech a mezi&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-219","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":234,"href":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/219\/revisions\/234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}