{"id":170,"date":"2025-08-21T21:23:49","date_gmt":"2025-08-21T19:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/?page_id=170"},"modified":"2025-08-21T21:25:07","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T19:25:07","slug":"i-zly-clovek-muze-mit-pravdu","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/?page_id=170","title":{"rendered":"I \u201ezl\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk\u201c m\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt pravdu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Negativni-komentar-na-Youtube.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-173\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Negativni-komentar-na-Youtube.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Negativni-komentar-na-Youtube-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Negativni-komentar-na-Youtube-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Negativni-komentar-na-Youtube-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.mizerny.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Negativni-komentar-na-Youtube-850x850.jpg 850w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Pro v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pro\u017eitek si spojen\u00ed \u201ezl\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk\u201c zam\u011b\u0148te obl\u00edbenou nad\u00e1vkou, libovolnou neobl\u00edbenou osobou, nebo t\u0159eba ozna\u010den\u00edm cel\u00e9 skupiny lid\u00ed, kter\u00fdmi pohrd\u00e1te.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jedn\u00edm z&nbsp;m\u00fdch kon\u00ed\u010dku je psan\u00ed. Ne, nejsem v&nbsp;tom dobr\u00fd, vlastn\u011b ani pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fd. Zkr\u00e1tka jsem mizern\u00fd liter\u00e1t a&nbsp;autor mnoha velice pochybn\u00fdch pov\u00eddek, kter\u00e9 nikoho nezaj\u00edmaj\u00ed. Nikdo to ne\u010dte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u011bjakou dobu jsem t\u00e1pal:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pro\u010d? Pro\u010d si nechcete \u010d\u00edst mou pov\u00eddku o&nbsp;jezevci, kter\u00fd uv\u00edzl v&nbsp;ko\u0148sk\u00e9m zadku? Anebo alespo\u0148 tu, kter\u00e1 se jmenuje <em>Jak si pan \u0160lajs ruku zblajz?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eTy p\u00ed\u0161e\u0161 moc\u2026 ehm dob\u0159e, \u2026 v&nbsp;tom to nen\u00ed\u2026\u201c pov\u00eddali p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00ed, p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 i&nbsp;mil\u00ed soused\u00e9, a&nbsp;jeden dokonce dodal: \u201eV\u00ed\u0161, \u2026 jak jsem te\u010f furt na tom homeofficu, j\u00e1 prost\u011b nem\u00e1m na \u010dten\u00ed \u010das. Promi\u0148, M\u00ed\u0161o. Snad\u2026? Snad kdyby to \u0161lo pustit do sluch\u00e1tek, zat\u00edmco budu sekat zahradu\u2026? To bych si to ur\u010dit\u011b poslechl!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A tak jsem se rozhodl, \u017ee jednu pov\u00eddku namluv\u00edm na YouTube. Jmenovala se <strong>J\u00e1 d\u00e9mon<\/strong> a&nbsp;pojedn\u00e1vala <strong><em>o&nbsp;sna\u017eiv\u00e9m studentovi, kter\u00fd je p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den, \u017ee m\u00e1 cel\u00fd \u017eivot p\u0159ed sebou. V\u011b\u0159\u00ed ve sv\u00e9 \u0161prt\u00e1n\u00ed a&nbsp;stoprocentn\u00ed doch\u00e1zku, tedy i&nbsp;na p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ce profesora Boubelky si horliv\u011b p\u00ed\u0161e pozn\u00e1mky. Jen\u017ee profesor se dnes jev\u00ed obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 podr\u00e1\u017ed\u011bn\u011b. Obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 krvela\u010dn\u011b. <\/em><\/strong>N\u00e1sleduje patn\u00e1ctistr\u00e1nkov\u00e1 zab\u00edja\u010dka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uplynul m\u011bs\u00edc&nbsp;\u2013 nula koment\u00e1\u0159\u016f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uplynuly dva, t\u0159i, \u010dty\u0159i, p\u011bt m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f&nbsp;\u2013 nula koment\u00e1\u0159\u016f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A po p\u016fl roce? P\u0159ece jen: <strong>Cink!<\/strong> N\u011bkdo si poslechl a&nbsp;ohodnotil mou pov\u00eddku!? Bomba!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b hned jsem se s\u00e1pal po YouTubu, hned jsem zu\u0159iv\u011b hledal heslo! A&nbsp;s v\u00edt\u011bzn\u011b zatnutou p\u011bst\u00ed jsem ho skute\u010dn\u011b na\u0161el\u2026 M\u016fj prvn\u00ed fanou\u0161ek se jmenoval 8000SAC a&nbsp;napsal:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201eJsi hloup\u00fd a&nbsp;l\u00edn\u00fd\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee to bylo zklam\u00e1n\u00ed. Popravd\u011b \u010dekal jsem, \u017ee si popov\u00edd\u00e1me o&nbsp;motivech m\u00fdch postav, nap\u0159\u00edklad pro\u010d Elsa Van Vogelwarde neum\u011bla chodit do schod\u016f? Anebo t\u0159eba zdali byl vztah studentky Vom\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e9 a&nbsp;profesora Boubelky opravdu jen platonick\u00fdm?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ne. I&nbsp;podle statistik na Youtubu si ten \u010dlov\u011bk poslechl deset vte\u0159in, na\u010de\u017e o&nbsp;mn\u011b prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee jsem hloup\u00fd a&nbsp;l\u00edn\u00fd. M\u00e9 srdce se zastavilo, \u2026 pak divoce rozbu\u0161ilo:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eTy zl\u00fd \u010dlov\u011b\u010de,\u201c zamru\u010del jsem a&nbsp;se sv\u00fdm prvn\u00edm fanou\u0161kem se nesmlouvav\u011b vypo\u0159\u00e1dal:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Koment\u00e1\u0159 smazat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ale z&nbsp;m\u00e9 hlavy se \u00fapln\u011b nevymazal. Ostatn\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed den, to byla mysl\u00edm sobota, jsem se vzbudil asi tak v&nbsp;p\u016fl dev\u00e1t\u00e9. Tehdy jsem z\u00edvl, rutinn\u011b se nat\u00e1hl pro mobil a&nbsp;sj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl reely:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>D\u00edvka s&nbsp;nat\u0159\u00e1saj\u00edc\u00edmi se \u0148adry\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Roztomil\u00e1 buldo\u010d\u00ed \u0161t\u011b\u0148\u00e1tka\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>D\u00edvky maj\u00edc\u00ed m\u00edsto \u0161at\u016f pouze pomalovanou k\u016f\u017ei\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Op\u011bt roztomil\u00e1 buldo\u010d\u00ed \u0161t\u011b\u0148\u00e1tka\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>D\u00e1le nah\u00e9 d\u00edvky maj\u00edc\u00ed m\u00edsto \u0161at\u016f malbu, nav\u00edc d\u011blaj\u00edc\u00ed stojky\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A najednou mi to do\u0161lo:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ten zl\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk m\u011bl pravdu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pro v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pro\u017eitek si spojen\u00ed \u201ezl\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk\u201c zam\u011b\u0148te obl\u00edbenou nad\u00e1vkou, libovolnou neobl\u00edbenou osobou, nebo t\u0159eba ozna\u010den\u00edm cel\u00e9 skupiny lid\u00ed, kter\u00fdmi pohrd\u00e1te. Jedn\u00edm z&nbsp;m\u00fdch kon\u00ed\u010dku je psan\u00ed. Ne, nejsem v&nbsp;tom dobr\u00fd, vlastn\u011b ani pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fd. Zkr\u00e1tka jsem mizern\u00fd liter\u00e1t a&nbsp;autor mnoha velice pochybn\u00fdch pov\u00eddek, kter\u00e9 nikoho nezaj\u00edmaj\u00ed. Nikdo to ne\u010dte. N\u011bjakou dobu jsem t\u00e1pal: Pro\u010d? 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